zip

a pound of weed

how much for a zip

by December 28, 2021

Zip

Cunt

Zip is a stupid cunt.

by October 12, 2020

zip

He had a zip of marijuana in the car

he had a zip of marijuana in the car

by Wobbly Emu December 01, 2020

zip and dip

when a male has sex with his pants on , cums, puts his dick back in his trousers, zips em up and leaves quickly. avoiding the trouble of having to find his discarded clothes.

"I hooked up with this girl i met at the club, but her man showed up so i had to do a zip and dip"

by Daydreamer69 April 18, 2017

Zip Your Zit

To hide your zit by any means, using any kind of ridiculous solutions. Such as makeup, photoshop, or band aids, or not leaving out the house.

Example 1: Yo! Tommy has some zits on his face, why don't he zip his zits?

Example 2: *Whispers* Irene, puss alert, puss alert...! Zip Your Zit...!

by Bokra Okra Oops! April 12, 2018

zip-mining

The process of stopping while fast-forwarding your DVR through a commercial break in order to to check out a movie trailer or flash of flesh that caught your eye.

Dude 1: Have you seen the new Captain America trailer?

Dude 2: Yeah. I was zip-mining through the commericals on the Daily Show when it flashed by. Backed up and watched the whole thing. Awesome!

by Bigger Griff October 30, 2013

zip show

Zip show this is an instance where something is done incorrectly by someone and someone else gets the blame.

"the foundation is 2" out of square so the framers must have screwed up and framed the building wrong" what a zip show

by ekimyrrep December 02, 2009