arrogant and doesn't know when to shut his mouth. there is no way to date him on a long term because he likes to play girls. there isn't a boy out there worse than zach. when meeting them, make sure they keep their eyes on your face and nowhere else... zach's can be funny and sweet but all around bratty and annoying. and for some reason he always gets girls to date him more than once and fall for him.
by yo-momma- March 16, 2019

A smart dumbass. Usually pretty skinny. They're very loyal and fun to hang out with.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.
They can always make you laugh or feel better. They make the best boyfriend/guy friend ever. They are super caring. They also have nice dark hair. They love hanging out with friends.
by user9173 October 20, 2019

Zach’s are good looking guys who can be mellow or the centre of a party depending on the situation. They often dress well and have a good fashion sense. Zachs are very loyal and will always stick with his friends. They are very trustworthy and is the perfect person to talk to
by Kinkeechang May 13, 2019

The biggest douche bag of all time. If he is your boyfriend he will most definitely cheat on you. He is addicted to video games and has no friends, except for his little cult. He is the skinniest and weakest person you will ever meet. And he is extremely unathletic. Please when you meet a Zach, just find a new friend.
by Djdndkofn February 19, 2019

Zach was a big bitch last night
by Rego465 February 20, 2020

by Billy23456345637749 March 7, 2019

an extremely good-looking guy usually has a large penis but is overweight. most people don't like him regardless, but he has many friends
by davysmells1213 September 20, 2018
