Steve'd yourself

When you're eating while wearing a white shirt and you spill food on your shirt.

Watching a buddy eat spaghetti as it falls off his fork and lands on his white shirt. "Dude, you just Steve'd yourself."

by SubsurfaceShrek June 22, 2020

Love yourself

Must love yourself

Please love yourself

by Army yoon July 8, 2020

Iced Yourself

When you lose your smirnoff ice and find it again thereby completing the prerequisites to being iced.

Jason: "Guys I lost my ice and then found it under a towel."
Everyone: "You just iced yourself."

by ghostmann August 9, 2020

hell with yourself

hell with yourself is usually a southern phrase. it's what you say to another person he or she does something out of the ordinary funny.

that joke was hilarious. you so hell with yourself

by ig:wopverse May 7, 2016

Ghosting yourself

When your buddy 🍆 pops up and you think about wanking off but you don't .

My wife went out with her friends last night but, I ended up just ghosting myself and going to bed

Ghosting yourself is anti self care, dont do it man.

by Siakinky December 17, 2020

Love yourself

It’s the only thing to do when before loving others it boosts confidence to yourself!

I love myself, you should love yourself, we should love ourselves

by Quokkasarecute October 17, 2021

filibuster yourself

A form of masturbation where you never actually cum, and only end up humiliating yourself.

Boy Senator, you really know how to filibuster yourself in the worst way possible.

by Freebie December 9, 2012