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wishing poop

A magical occurrence in which one makes a wish when they wipe after pooping, only to have no brown marks on the toilet paper.
John: Hey Bill, guess what!
Bill: What's up, John?
John: I just had a wishing poop, I wished for world peace!
Bill: Well shucks!
by Pratttan May 6, 2016
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worship guitarist

A guitarplayer who plays in church and tries to be an organ. Probably owns unnecessary amounts of reverb and light overdrive pedals, in addition to a volumepedal.
I was bummed out, because the worship guitarist didn't turn up at church-
by Schütz=Koldbrann May 23, 2016
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wishing boner

When a male's genitals are aroused, yet in a state of limbo in which they can never truly realize erection due to their situation or surrounding environment.
" Billy had a wishing boner when he saw Stacy bending down to put stargazers on her late aunt's grave."
by RavagersClaws April 6, 2017
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washington whistler

The act of a girl giving oral sex to a man that has taken out his prince albert. As she sucks, it makes a whistling sound in her mouth.
Last night Brandy came over and suggested that I take out my prince albert so she could give me a washington whistler..
by Timmy Diggler September 27, 2017
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Washing machine.

by Thispagewasmadeforme September 4, 2020
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washinga

Go washinga.
by Darniecool December 13, 2020
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Washing Basket

Elite weapon for stealing pelvis and kneecaps
Person 1- washing basket?
Person 2- e
by Gena March 8, 2021
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