The wooly worm is seen as the result of not being choosy enough when wanking.
The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.
No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
The scenario is that you fancy a posh wank but have no condoms. Instead you decide to use a sock but unfortunatly choose one made from 100% Pure Wool. After "doing the deed" into the sock and removing your phallus, you find that fibres from the inside of the sock have mixed with the love juice and have now coated the one-eyed trouser snake in a sticky hairy coating making it look like a Wooly Worm.
No matter how hard you scrub, you'll be finding sock coloured hairs under your foreskin for days after (subject to not being Jewish)
Nate really should've been more careful and not chosen the M&S Wool Blend Sock as his weapon of wanking destruction the other night.
He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
He found so many hairs stuck to his knob the following morning, it looked like a woolly worm
by Waterboy8535 June 18, 2009
Get the Woolly Wormmug. *Played "Railroad Wrath" in "Cuphead" and died trying to fight the Blind Specter in Phase 1*
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.
Blind Specter: I can... see... into the future. You... will be... counting worms.
by averagec15 November 25, 2017
Get the counting wormsmug. A term defining a certain human who is interlectually slow and wriggles instead of uses his feet to walk
by brandonwaluew July 20, 2010
Get the Piss Wormmug. A (usually annoying) song that gets stuck in your head.
They can be erradicated by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song.
They can be erradicated by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song.
"Who Let the Dogs Out has been stuck in my head all day."
"You can get rid of your ear worm by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song."
"You can get rid of your ear worm by singing the Gilligan's Island theme song."
by Caffeh March 27, 2005
Get the ear wormmug. (earl-ee-wurm)
"The early worm gets up early to get eaten by the bird."
-Opposite of the early-bird.
"The early worm gets up early to get eaten by the bird."
-Opposite of the early-bird.
by RiceMaker August 21, 2008
Get the Early-wormmug. 
Looks like since this last week your business went up 200 percent profit. The worm turns for you my friend.
by Matt Leighton May 23, 2008
Get the the worm turnsmug.