work the oracle

To go for a shit especially to get away from the wife and kids for half an hour and read the Sunday papers.

"Has anybody seen Dad?"
"I think he's gone to work the oracle."

by TezzyHead March 17, 2014

work the shaft

When the woman stroke a man's penis until the man reaches climax and ejaculates.

wife: If you take out the trash I will work the shaft later on tonight darling.
man: Hell's yeah woman!!!

by DarkFreak1969 November 28, 2014

Work Girlfriend

Favourite female co-worker who you get along with really well and enjoy spending time with but in a plutonic way. She's your girlfriend between 9 and 5 without sex.

Guy: My work girlfriend said the funniest thing this morning.

Guy's actual girlfriend: WTF? you cheating on me? Why don't you go and tell your "work girlfriend" that you can't even shave your own ass.

Guy's friend: Only dumbasses used the term work girlfriend in front of their actual girlfriends.

by DClear April 28, 2014

work of art

1. a women that is appealing to the eye
2. something expensive and classy

1. Damn check out that chick, she's a work of art
2. Damn check out that Ferrari, that's a work of art

by Rehan A. January 17, 2006

work avalanche

When there is so much work piled on your or your desk, movement from out from under it is nearly impossible.

Hey--pour me a drink! I worked up quite a thirst digging out from my work avalanche to get to happy hour.

by mollygoodhead December 25, 2009

work yo wrist

to cut down crack on a plate with a razor blade. made famous by rapper gucci mane.

gucci mane : ice like gucci work yo damn wrist
gucci mane: serve all the junkies work yo damn wrist
gucci mane: want range rover work yo damn wrists!

work yo wrist.

by weezy da ice pimp October 14, 2007

work your trick

verb: to masturbate, choke the chicken, rub one out, work your man, play with yourself

It comes from a DC/Baltimore area radio show called the Sports Junkies, now on WHFS 99.1 FM in the mornings. They used to be syndicated nationally for a while.

I was sitting at home last night watching some great porn and workin' my trick when my mom knocked on the door.

by Annie January 12, 2004