Friends

A fucking waste of time. U could be out Doing what u want in life BUT NOOOO u have to go out of ur fucking way to comfort ur dumbass friend after a breakup. But for what. What is that gonna do? Bc u comforted him is he gonna give u a stack lode of college for ur well being. No! They say “man thanks a lot for helping me out. I feel a lot better. Alright bye see ya tomorrow.” Mother fucker...... IF WE FUCKING GO OUT OF OUR WAY FOR A FRIEND WHAT THE FUCK DO WE GET. When u get rich u have to share with ur friends bc they were “ there for u” bullshit. We don’t need these bitch ass friends. U probably searched this bc ur friend left u and u wanted something like this. Well just block ur self out from everyone. U may get depression but that’s okay. U wanna know why? Bc u don’t have to deal with bullshit
How u should act
George, Hey Ted hows it....
You, shut the fuck up scum. Ur not my friend.
George, why

You, bc a guy told me friends suck so screw off
by George bacon April 27, 2019
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Someone who shows you their boobs because they love you.
Virginia showed me her boobs so she is my friend.
by VirginiasFriend January 27, 2021
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Something you don’t have.
Person 1: Dude, where are all of your friends, all I see are two cardboard boxes? Person 2: Those are my friends.
by R u a stalker? October 04, 2018
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Friends are people who are always there for you, no matter what happens. You stay together and share secrets and help each other out.
Friends are forever
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A blue dyed sheep owned by Ghostbur, the ghost of Wilbur Soot, on the Dream SMP.

Friend was found while traveling with the Butcher Army on their way to detain Technoblade. Ghostbur decided to keep Friend as a pet and brought him along back to L'Manberg, and has since been deemed to have infinite lives by Philza during his exile.
Hey look! I’ve named him Friend!’
by Citruzs June 27, 2021
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Retard 1: I have friends!
Retard 2: They are non existent you dumbass.
by That Dudе June 26, 2018
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-The Person who knows your Backstory and still wants to be in your future.

- the person to bail you out of jail at 3:00 am.
My Friends are the best thing I halve ever had in my life
by W3irdoz June 04, 2016
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