Wesley Willis

The now-deceased schizophrenic singer-songwriter famous for his short but sweet songs about anything from his crack-addicted mother to having his ass eaten by vultures.

I'm sure Wes is telling God to suck a male camel's dick right now. Rest in peace, buddy.

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Timex: It takes a lickin' but keeps on tickin'

by King Ninja March 3, 2004

pretty willie

Damn ass good rapper who made the song:
"Lay your body down - Pretty Willie"
D/L it, 10 stars

I'ma go to the Pretty Willie concert out in St. Louis.

by Stuart October 4, 2003

willy-beamin

Reaching the state of inebriation where the basic functions of human interaction are no longer accessible. Rumour has it that at this point, Willy Beamin himself comes to your aid and offers sanctuary on his floor (which usually happens to be in the pub that you currently reside). He offers conversation in a special language only accessible by those beyond the point of sobriety, which may come across to the casual observer as drunken slurring.

"I was willy-beamin last night. Can't remember a thing."

"I think i can see Willy smiling at me in the corner."

by The Savage August 31, 2008

piss willies

(Noun)

Speaking from experience, the sensation a male gets after urinating. A combination of goosebumps and slight jitters/shivers/shakes.

Can also occur when something creepy happens.

Also known as the PW's for short.

Adam: Broseph, I got the piss willies this morning.
Leary: I did too. I'm sick.

Adam: Yo, did you see that pic of ____ on facebook?
Chin: Yeah... gave me the PW's.

by A-Rice January 30, 2009

Willy Pete

Willy Pete is military jargon for white phosphorous. It has now become a popular term among teenagers since it's use as the name for a smoke grenade in Call of Duty: Black Ops.

Also, two names for a man's manhood.

Wow, he just nailed her with his Willy Pete!

(That example works for both uses of the term. Just to clarify.)

by BlakeShaw November 17, 2010

Whispering Willy

were the guy fucks her in the ear, and then ejaculates into her ear, then blows into it

I gave your mom a whispering willy last night!

by serge mansdon February 6, 2010

Stinky Willy

A penis that smells 'bad'. The smell can resemble many off-putting things, like cheese, fish, sweaty clothing, or anything else that smells rotten. It is considered unattractive and gross, especially when one is near a stinky willy, for example, when in sexual intercourse. A stinky willy usually occurs when one does not wash ones self for many days, or after eating a stinky meal like a curry, or doing large amounts of exercise without washing. A stinky willy can be remedied by having a good wash, and spraying deodorant in the groin area. The equivalent for a woman is a fishy pussy.

I fancied this guy so much, but after smelling his stinky willy, I dumped him.

by HeadingWest August 14, 2011