by Mezzma May 3, 2024

by BusinessTiime June 18, 2024

1.) A woman who's remained a widow throughout the rest of her life, esp. up until old age. One who's husband died more than 2 decades ago, at a young age never making it to old age. A widow who's lost her husband a long time ago.
This term also refers to widow Nina Von Stauffenberg, who died in 2006 at the age of 92, within less than 62 years after her husband, late german nazi soldier Klaus Von Stauffenberg was killed in 1944 at age 36.
This term also refers to widow Nina Von Stauffenberg, who died in 2006 at the age of 92, within less than 62 years after her husband, late german nazi soldier Klaus Von Stauffenberg was killed in 1944 at age 36.
Zac: My maternal grandmother just had her 89th birthday last week.
Chris: Didn't you have a maternal grandfather? Like, wasn't she married?
Zac: She was married. I never knew my grandfather. He died in 1967. My grandmother never remarried.
Chris: DUDE! You've got to be kidding me, right! She's like a fucking Veteran Widow!
Chris: Didn't you have a maternal grandfather? Like, wasn't she married?
Zac: She was married. I never knew my grandfather. He died in 1967. My grandmother never remarried.
Chris: DUDE! You've got to be kidding me, right! She's like a fucking Veteran Widow!
by ribetab July 31, 2010

by Jakeasnake May 20, 2017

That you can never watch a movie again with an Acotor that was so good in that movie, not this one. That there always be a refference to that movie because the actor was so good!
That somebody cannot see a actor in the movie they are watching but only remembers the other movie like Alpha Movie Widow
by BBJa32lCaaY January 19, 2024

A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)
My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.
by Miz Pee November 4, 2019

The only drink that will soothe the pain once your spouse passes. This drink originated in Las Vegas, Nevada. It consists of Pineapple Malibu, Absolute Pear, and Pineapple Orange Juice.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
This drink will knock you on your ass, don't be a pussy with the vodka.
"My husband passed away a month ago"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
"I'm so sorry, is there anything I can do?"
"I'll be fine, I just made myself a glass of Alcoholic Widows!"
"Shit you'll be good in an hour!"
by The ZmAc March 7, 2009
