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Whale Slit

Usually referring to an African-American female's vagina. The pink vaginal lips against a dark-skinned back drop resemble a cut or slit that a whale may encounter from a run-in with a boat, poacher, etc.
Did you see that sister at the party last night? Her shorts were so high I could see her whale slit.
by Jimmy Drama August 17, 2008
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Dead Whale

Dead Whaling started in San Antonio, Texas, and has been compared to a spastic version of Planking or The Worm. To successfully do the Dead Whale, one must lay down on their stomach with their hands by their sides and begin a series of spastic seizure-like motions using the chest to gain lift.
Concerned Citizen: "OMG! Is that boy having a seizure!?"

Person Filming: "No you moron, he's doing the Dead Whale!"
by Diabeto CISA August 2, 2011
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Whale's Vagina

This phrase stems from the film "Anchorman". During the seen where Ron is giving his new co-worker a tour of San Diego, he tells her that the city's name means "A Whale's Vagina" in German. This was such an obsurd suggestion that things to this level of proposterousness are therefore refered to as "Whale's Vagina"
Resident Advisor: There will be 24 hour quiet hours this week.
First Year Student: Ma'am, that's whale's vagina!
by Bill Brasky December 25, 2004
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orca whale

in the middle of sex, a man takes an axe a cuts the girls arm off. the girl then takes the arm and shoves it up the mans ass, giving him pink sock and killing him. then she proceeds to jack him off, lather herself in cum, then cut him up and make a salad with his body parts, shit, and mayonaisse. she then goes to her neighbors house, puts on a strap on, turn on discovery channel to orca whale special, and fucks him, then pink socks him and herself with the arm.
"Hey Carol, i am going to be late or maybe even miss swim practice because i promised Dave and the Betruses next door that i will perform an orca whale on them.
by schawarma_B November 23, 2010
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Whale War Addict

A whale war addict is any person from the age of 8 to 80, who watches every single retarded episode of whale wars. No matter how little they get done or mistakes they make are drawn to watch the next episode while still cursing out how stupid the episode is they are watching at the moment. Medically speaking there is no cure for a whale war addict, unless the whalers sink a harpoon into that POS ship.
Man, i can't wait to see the next episode, I'm such a whale war addict
by Gorilla arms August 14, 2009
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Chiller Whale

An orca(killer) whale, that is insanely chilled out or calm.
"Dude, did you just see that killer whale, he was loungin' and a sea lion swam right past him"

"that's no killer whale, thats a CHILLER WHALE"
by Matt Murphree December 9, 2008
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whale pussy

A vagina that is so loose and wide it appears to have been fucked by a whale.
I heard Jessica has a whale pussy after having a four-way with those black guys.
by Suck Dis Nick June 12, 2014
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