The Epping Welcome

when you get stabbed in the throat with a pen...a way of eppingers welcoming you.

I gave nick the epping welcome because he is black

by Moniquoi September 8, 2006

welcher

idiotic, blundering fool

dayam you bizatch ass, quitit with teh welcherness

by 1337zorz January 5, 2005

Welcome to America

a term used to describe a negative American stereotype of being lazy,fat etc

John and Frank are at walmart

John: look at that fat bitch over there
Frank: I bet she weighs 300 pounds
John: Welcome to America

by Jack Mehov the 2nd May 2, 2009

Welcome Mat

The word Welcome traces its roots in Old English to constituent parts meaning desire and coming and the word Mat has English roots tracing to a comfortable thing laid on the floor to lie on and in Greek for the human eye.

You’re welcome mat sweetheart…

by Masquerader November 11, 2019

You're welcome, Corporal Clueless

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.

ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.

MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.

by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017

warm welcome

To unexpectedly leak in ones trousers

She gave me a very warm welcome

by Chevvers March 31, 2008

Welcome to the party

When you can relate to someone's frustrations or story. They know how you feel. Pitty party.

"I've been working so much, I need a vacation." In response someone will say, "welcome to the party". I'm tired of her always trying to tell me what to do" In response, "welcome to the party."

by PartyFandom January 2, 2018