Weasel Fap

The historical art of masturbating secretly while there's someone in the same area, living or work space as you. The consequence of the person realizing could be catastrophic.

I hate to weasel fap when I'm on holidays... Like the fuck ???

by IkilledMuffasa!!! August 18, 2015

Skinny Weasel

A skinny white boy (Usually an adult) who thinks he is the shit, When in reality he's nothing special.
Often seen trying to pick fights with people double his size.

Person 1: Wow is he really trying to pick a fight with Johnny??
Person 2: He's just a skinny weasel

by It's Danny December 1, 2014

Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.

Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.

by SEABROOKSY3 March 7, 2015

Sleepy weasel

The act of pretending to be drunk/sleepy in order to put your face in someone’s lap to perform oral sex.

Those girls were being some sleepy weasels last night.

by Berick johnson September 10, 2019

Weasel Brow

Extremely hairy eyebrows that should be waxed ASAP.

"I was supposed to go on a date with Carson but I have some major Weasel Brow and have to get a wax first."

by White Cheddah February 3, 2010

weasel-tastic

of or pertaining to weasel like godliness

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic

by molly and dylan April 28, 2008

Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking

wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.

by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010