Waydon

a fun person who cares about personality more than looks. will make you smile and will comfort you whenever you cry, you will feel special around them

Waydon is awesome

by Sifishere December 8, 2020

bling waddlers

or 'bling waddler' are words only applying to fat men between 35 and 45 who wear shorts, sandals and puffa jackets. The commonly tend to drive 'Ive-Got-An-Under-Sized-Penis' cars,Four by fours or minivans. They also are overly hairy, facially smug and wear Bluetooth's ear pods proudly as though they are rich Godlike men walking the streets. In actuality they are fat, waddling,hairy twats who'll end up with brain problems,drink problems and wives who only do it with them for the cash. Also they are probably closet homosexuals who film their neighbours kids through the cracks in the garden fence.

CHILD: Mummy, mummy why is that fat man walking like he needs a poo and what is that stupid f-ing thing in his ear.

MOTHER: Well son, that's what we call 'Bling Waddlers' or 'Bling Waddler'. I want you to stay away from people like that. I'm not prejudice but they are the work of Satan and you'll burn in the fires Hell if you ever become one of those. And that thing in his ear is something that lets the police know where the bastard is.

CHILD: (Scare witless) Okay Mummy, take your pills...

by Sir Bartholomew McTavish December 5, 2007

neck waddle

A name for a couple that has been together for quite a while but rarely kisses. For instance, when they grow old together, he'll be playing with her neck waddle instead of kissing her.

There's neck waddle again, why don't they just act like a normal couple?

by French Toast and Cheese June 18, 2018

then he waddled away

A lyric from “The duck song 1”

Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any glue?"
"What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?"
And the man just stopped
The he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while.
He said: "Come on, duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

by Miloooo April 17, 2022

waddy

A waddy is when you eat corn or peas. They dont digest right. The simplest way to define a waddy is, "a piece of shit with corn (or peas) in it"

person 1: "Oh man I just did a big waddy.."
Person 2: "oh yuck dude, was there much corn?"

by timefall September 18, 2008

waddado

nonsensical and sarcastic rantings of approval or appraisal

"I just got promoted to assistant cashier!"

"WADDADO!"

by 711stevether October 18, 2008

waddale

Move. Hurry up. Go ahead. It's a mixture between the spanish word Andale and the common English word Waddle.

Waddale and get to class!

by Amber Silverman February 16, 2009