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DICK WASHER

WHEN YOU GIVE HEAD TO A PERSON YOUR MOUTH BECOMES A DICK WASHER
CAN YOU PLEASE KEEP YOUR DICK WASHER CLOSED
by SWEET&TEMPTING October 5, 2016
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McKenna Wasted

A level of intoxication above "White Girl Wasted" often recognized by flamboyant shoeless dancing and the appearance of a friendly sober babysitter.
Jaime: "Why are the bottoms of my feet so grubby and sticky?!"

Sandy: "Oh, you don't remember getting McKenna Wasted at Johnny's last night? I'm surprised because it really drew a crowd."
by Beast.Master October 22, 2017
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ham washer

Ham washer is To clean ham
by Jimmy bin laden November 17, 2021
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Get Wasted Wednesday

Get Wasted Wednesday happens every week. It is a perfect time to celebrate midweek with just two days remaining until the Weekend. Get a beer and forget about your problems.
A: "Ayo, I don't want another beer, it's Wednesday"
B: "No problem, it is a Get Wasted Wednesday! So you can have as many as you want!"
by michaldabest December 25, 2022
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Dog Face Wasted

Getting so wasted that you have no idea whats going on. Normally it's just getting drunk with friends and have a great time.
'Hey how was last night?'

'I got so dog face wasted, I don't remember anything!'

'Well did you have a good time?'

'Best night of my life, let's get dog faced every weekend!'
by Jenna Marbles November 6, 2011
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Old Slapper Wasted

To be extremely drunk, high or a mixture of both - the inevitable fate of those whose livers survive the ten year period of White Girl Wastedness. The excessive drinking has damaged not only their internal organs but also their appearance and psyche.
"Look at her - she's White Girl Wasted!"
"Nah, mate, she's well over 27 - Old Slapper Wasted for sure!"
by Brois May 16, 2014
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White Girl Wasted

Singing along enthusiastically to "Call Me Maybe" while pointing at people during the "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy" part. After the song ends, you start telling your friends (and people you just met) how much you love them. Then you steal some wings off of a strangers table while they're in the bathroom (probably along with their beer). The next morning you realize you were texting your ex the whole night and accidentally made out with a lesbian.
Cara is always getting white girl wasted
by stephi October 27, 2012
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