Lil Walmart

The art of having sex with a Walmart manager.

Next time I go to Walmart, I’m going to pull a “Lil Walmart” .

by SlobRoach June 8, 2020

WalMart

an evil chainstore run by the Devil, where workers toil for pissant wages, work long hours without credit, get no benefits, work non-union, and have to attend a bullshit "pep-talk" session at the start of every shift and chant this dumbass cheer every fucking day. WalMart wants to drive everyone else out of business and control the world's economy. WalMart is popular among hypochristians (so-called "conservative Christians") for some particular reason, so you know WalMart is up to no good. They have the slogan "Bringing it All Home to the U.S.A." but almost all their products sold are from China, where good American jobs are going to and where worker's rights and safety as well as environmental protection standards are disregarded. Also, their music CDs have to be "clean" - none with Parental Advisory stickers are sold at the stores. This is an endorsement of censorship, which is UN-AMERICAN. Their prices ain't really any lower than anyone else's. That logo happy face needs to have a bullet shot into its forehead. Do your shopping at some other store like Meijers or Target instead.

I'd rather work for Satan than work for WalMart. And that's the TRUTH.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 20, 2007

walmarted

To censor a previously cool thing, such as censoring a movie to have no blood, into something meant for daily church-going grandmothers.

"Face down, ass up that's the way we like to play chess." What the hell, that was totally walmarted.

by Dan the Wordman October 26, 2006

waldo

waldo:
a. a man who's appeared in many books where he hides and you seek, usually for children.
b. a male name.

Do you know why Waldo's hiding?
Because one day he dared to hit on Chuck Norris' girlfriend.

by winter gryphon June 14, 2008

Walmart

A mega store people claim they hate because it's hip to do so, but you know they go shopping there all the time.

Everyone's bought something from Walmart at one point or another.

by Camnation January 5, 2007

wallowed out

A descriptive word for any butt hole that no longer retains it's original shape after a ridiculous amount of anal penetration.

That bitch's all wallowed out!

by Goju_ 246 June 25, 2014

Where's Waldo

An internet prank where it shows a picture from the Original Where's Waldo books. You try to find him, but then a screamer pops up a few seconds later and scares the hell out of you.

I showed Where's Waldo to my friend the other day. It scared the hell out of him.

by FlareMan February 13, 2008