kay walking

1. The act of jay walking in an extremely blatant and/or dangerous manner. This behavior is common in dense urban areas, and often vexes the already angry motorists in such places.

2. Jay walking to such an extreme that it's no longer "j" but "k."

Look at that asshole kay walking! Douchebag is gonna wind up street pizza.

by pittbaster August 25, 2011

drunk walking

Walking around under heavy influence of alcohol, in a dream-like state resembling sleepwalking. Never remembered, but can be shown to have happened by evidence the following day.

I don't know why my pants are downstairs and the fridge door is still open...must've been drunk walking.

by eleventhtoe October 22, 2011

ant walking alligator

"Ant walking alligator" is a term used for the survivors of the Hiroshima Bombing, their faces were severely injured and disfigured, so were the rest of their body.

Man: Hey, I searched up ant walking alligators today. It makes me creeped out but sad at the same time!

Man 2: What's it about?

Man: Read the definition above us

by Girls🤤 June 22, 2022

Walking Vagina

A walking vagina is a girl who hangs out with guys just to be a girl. there is no point to her existance. she is only there because she has a vagina. she does not engage is group activities properly, just walks around like a ditz.

Walking Vaginas usually travel in packs of three or so.

Those walking vaginas aren't even wearing eye-wear to the airsoft match.

by Erin yo September 8, 2006

Walking the dog

code word for masturbating when you don't want people around you to know what you ar e really talking about. i.e. parents and children

Bob: So, now that you and Cindy broke up, you have to start walking -the-dog huh?
Gary: Yeah... but ya' know .. I'll find a new girl soon.
Thier Mom: Boys....you shouldn't expect women to walk-your-dogs, that is something you should do yourself. I walk-the-dog twice a day. It is good for everyone

Gary: Yeah? Well look at that... good to know mom.. II'll start walking the dog as much as possible..

by laughsbylisa April 3, 2015

walking mattress

A female military member that sleeps her way to promotions.

"Did you hear? That chick got promoted again for sleeping with a Staff NCO."
"That girl is such a walking mattress."

by marineseverywhere March 4, 2012

Walking Head

Walking head is when an extremely tall man dates an extremely short woman (That's head is near his happy "head") so, the girl would not have to get on her knees to get the job done.

Friend #1: Wow! Look at that couple. He's so tall, and she's so short!
Friend #2: I know! She could give him walking head!

by Short-Girl November 19, 2010