slat wipe

David Hughes from Penmaenmawr previous owner of a bunkbed and a viz mag was taught by a close relative how to slat wipe.. Basically tossed of by your uncle and then wiping the cum on the slat of a bed belonging to a sibling..

Eg: "Hey uncle Dan take the Jonny off so we can slat wipe!"

by Ramonial crumb January 9, 2020

Wiping Margott

Wiping Margott is the act of wiping from the front after taking a crap, rather then from behind. It is an awkward and messy approach but preferred by many.

"what's that stain on your sleeve?"
"oh, I was wiping margott and slipped"

by Sammy Gooch October 5, 2011

relax wipe

when one is having a hard time pushing out any amount of feces, one wipes the anus. this massaging relaxes the rectum, allowing the deliverer to excrete.

Mike: fuck, it took me so long to squeeze out that last shit
Hunter:your brown eye must have been tense, next time give it a relax wipe, it'll just shoot out.

by tony varanqualanderavivita December 21, 2013

a wipe and a promise

A quick, perfunctory, and superficial cleaning job, usually performed out of haste or laziness, and with the supposed intention of doing a more thorough job later.

Max: "Hey, weren't you supposed to clean the kitchen before we left for the concert?"

Millie: "I just gave it a wipe and a promise, let's get out of here!"

by smendler September 20, 2010

Vagi-wipe

Pre moistened wipes you can buy in the feminine hygiene section of a store to "freshen up" when unable to shower.

I'm going to booty call that dude when the night is over, better use a vagi-wipe.

by Pink sparklies December 23, 2014

Cooter Wipe

When a female freshens up her cooter by wiping it with a rest room paper towel. A variant of the whore’s bath.

Regina decided to go home with the guy she met at the bar. So she slipped into the restroom for a quick cooter wipe.

I’m feeling a little mungy down there after that long walk. Better get a quick cooter wipe at that gas station before I go see my gyno.

Wouldn’t you know that they would be out of paper towels in there when I went for a cooter wipe. I think I burnt my labia with that hand dryer.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021

jesus wipe

When you wipe your ass after taking a shit and nothing is on the toilet paper.

friend: Wow, that was quick, I thought you had to take a shit.
You: I did but it was a Jesus wipe.

by Jesuswipe123 October 8, 2020