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russian wine

Russian wine is a the rare delicacy produced by mixing vodka with something inappropriate. For example Smirnoff and Redbull is not Russian wine, vodka and beer would be a Russian or a depth-charge and vodka with Mountain Dew would be a form of Russian wine.

Synonymous with jurassic.
Oh man, we were so wasted we were totally mixing vodka and milk again.
by dj_monged August 2, 2004
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wine pussy

The female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.
The inability to climax or enjoy sex after consuming too much wine.
I'm sure I was fucking her right but she got wine pussy, nothing was going to work!
by ebka July 2, 2009
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Wine Nigger

- Are you going to watch Jersey Shore tonight?
- No, I would never spend time watching those wine niggers.
by Pertle August 2, 2010
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Wine Aunt

A woman who claims to be liberal and open minded, but it is authoritarian, judgmental, and prone to shutting out any opinion that differs than her worldview. Often, has no children or just one, but nevertheless adopts a matronly status because of the authority motherhood lends her voice.
Karen, the wine aunt, sipped her Merlot as she cussed out people as monsters for questioning the qualifications of her favorite Democratic politicians on Facebook. She then blocked them when they asked her to eleborate.
by IronBear76 May 20, 2020
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ent wine

n.
an alcohol, naturally found drink in Fangorn Forest in Middle Earth that makes you grow taller
I drank the ent wine got drunk and grew an inch.
by Pat O'Connors December 13, 2007
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Wine wanker

Somebody who drinks wine pretentiously in the company of others to show off their knowledge and try to make other people feel inferior.
It was really embarrassing seeing Declan complain about all the wines we drank just to get attention. What a wine wanker!
by Zed's dead baby October 15, 2011
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Gine Wine

1. A woman's cum ejaculated from the vagina during sexual climax
2. The vagina's lubrication from sexual arousal
Great sex bro, except my sheets were drenched with gine wine
by Greg Fisk December 17, 2006
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