feel like welfare

To feel your worst. Feeling gross.

Sally drank a flat of beer last night...The next morning when she woke, she turns to her boyfriend and says..."Man!, I feel like welfare today!"

You go camping for a week without washing or brushing your teeth...chances are "YOU FEEL LIKE WELFARE!"

by knifer May 23, 2008

Walmart Welfare

The act of collecting all the broken useless garbage around your house and returning it to Walmart for gift cards.

My baby daddy got locked up and now we ain't got no food. I'm a take back all these half used paint cans and cleaning supplies i don't use and get me some Walmart Welfare.

by Princess Punkass December 16, 2017

Babydaddy Welfare

Unearned, untaxed INCOME paid to a babymama, which comes from a babydaddy--in an amount that is sufficient to support the babymama and her shopping addiction, babymama's criminal boyfriends, and babymama's spawn from other babydaddies.

My three Babydaddy Welfare checks came today! Time to hit the sale at Penney's and the nail shop, so I can begin to prowl for my seventh husband, cuz I'm almost done with my sixth divorce! As soon as I pay off my attorney, I'm gonna use the Babydaddy Welfare checks to pay for my new boobies and some Botox (that I desperately need).

by justpaythebills March 3, 2011

pimp daddy welfare

greatest rapper ever. go to pimpdaddywelfare.com

d/l:
ELmo pimps hoes
return of elmo
eazy e tried to kill me ( a colab w/ wesley willis)

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

A 'Welfare Check'

When people of higher authority in certain small townships (normally more cases north of the mason Dixon line and worse large cities in common wealth states such as Pennsylvania or surrounding states such as New York)

Corrupted law enforcement (one bad apple of the group in any Police department) will stop by your house, if it's unlocked or seems unlocked, they will perform a 'welfare check' which is just a way to enter a home illegally, steal, plant evidence etc. Just a loop hole to invade somelone house based purely on unethical servants of the community.

by anonymous June 21, 2022

White Trash Welfare Check

Opening the oven to check if there are any pots, pans, and/or Tupperware left inside before using it to cook. This is a reference to the common practice among European-Heritage Americans living below the poverty line to use the oven as a storage place when not in use.

I had to do a White Trash Welfare check so my MeeMaw didn't burn the house down like Mama did preheating that oven full of Tupperwares back in '82.

by WendyWuessten January 27, 2022

future welfare recipient

People who call cops Pigs, people who break the law.

Hi I'm im on the pot and I'm a future welfare recipient

by Ritgard123 August 2, 2016