IT Welfare

Performing Information Technology task(s)/job(s) for employees, clients or customers who do not have the skill set to perform the task(s)/job(s) or are unwilling to do it for themselves.

When Users don't complete UAT properly its our jobs to provide IT Welfare and do the job for them...

by jabanks69 May 2, 2018

welfare loss

A person who doesn't produce at his/her allocatively efficient point (lazy ass)

Naman is the definition of welfare loss

by keyboard_smasheri0fbnqpojedvfo January 9, 2025

mechanical welfare

Crypto currency electricity profit and the care of equipment . Please note the moral purchase of the product must have some bearing on the use of it despite purchase else money's worthless.

I must get to work or home to my rig the mechanical welfare sits rotting like stig

by Smarrf March 14, 2018

Welfare State

Refers to a nation whose government taxes honest hardworking people after they worked hard through school to become highly skilled and valuable contributors to the nation's workforce. These people typically have little time for anything else other than work to earn income to pay heavy taxes to finance the welfare state. Meanwhile, lazy people who didn't study hard in college don't bother working and instead date the good looking people the hardworking wanted, then impregnate them, then send the hardworking the bill for the dinner, the movie, the birth control they never used, housing, child support, groceries and clothing, as the lazy monopolizers of beautiful people are the beneficiaries of the welfare state. In turn, the hardworking fork over half their hard earned savings as taxes so the government can send welfare checks to these welfare breeders so they can do drugs while you continue to work your ass off.

Half my paycheck and all the good looking girls go to the welfare state.

by ScrewedOverRicecel March 17, 2024

Welfare Weed

Pot that is cheaper because it is mid grad quality. Usually, people in the poor working class will buy this because of it's cheap price. Sometimes, people will wait until the first of the month to get this kind of pot.

I have a joint to burn, but it's welfare weed, so it's going to have to be a fatty. OR Go out and find me herb, just don't bring back any welfare weed.

by JerryNicoDemon January 19, 2021

Welfare Warrior

An unemployed shit talker who needs government assistance to stay off the streets.

Johnny: “Don’t walk through that neighborhood, it’s full of welfare warriors”
Tim: “Oh shit, I didn’t notice since its night time”

by Goofy Goober YEA September 25, 2025

Guerrilla Welfare

A method of ambush in which units of currency hide within the objects most likely to be collided with by thrown hats, tank ammunition, or ballistic missiles, in a coordinated attempt to forcefully enrich an unwilling Italian American community.

"In a moment of frustration over all this incessant guerrilla welfare, I stabbed that crate around two hundred times."

by Rorolik May 9, 2025