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Wedding ring

Seems too much like one of those electric collars people put on their dogs the way some people think of them.
The guy's wife thought she got to zap the guy any time she felt like it once he had a wedding ring.
by Solid Mantis November 1, 2020
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A Sentence of Weddings

The collective noun/phrase for more than one wedding
I'm feeling the pressure from my girlfriend, there's been a Sentence of Weddings in my circle of friends. I hate being 30.
by trkkh May 4, 2012
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White Wedding

When the bride gets showered in her Husbands, best man's and some randoms Jizz
"Come on Tracey; time to consummate our marriage by giving you a white wedding"
by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018
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Canadian shotgun wedding

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?
"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."

"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013
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Canadian Wedding Night

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.
"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."

"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014
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Wedding ring fetish

Sexual desire where gratification is linked to a wedding ring of your mistress or lover.
When I saw the video of our sexual activities, I realized I have a wedding ring fetish.
by Nath_Light May 13, 2019
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Wedding whore

Someone who goes to 500000 wedding a day
Nida mumtaz is a wedding whore
by niaaaaaaaaaaaa August 7, 2011
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