A Short term for somone who is sexually Aroused at a wedding by looking at Little children dressed up in smart Bow ties and other Formal Ware.
by The Locator November 15, 2011

I'm feeling the pressure from my girlfriend, there's been a Sentence of Weddings in my circle of friends. I hate being 30.
by trkkh May 4, 2012

by BaldyMcSlaphead October 9, 2018

When a couple unexpectedly get pregnant and they say, "Why not?" and just move in together and maybe a few years down the road quietly get married and nobody says much aboot it. Eh?
"So how did you two meet?" "Oh, we were drunk and our birth control failed, eh? So we figured we'd have a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
"Will there be a lot of people at your wedding?" "No, just immediate family, eh?. Didn't want to make a big fuss 'cause it's a Canadian shotgun wedding."
by Mommy Rotten May 27, 2013

One person wearing flannel covers them self in maple syrup and another person fucks them while apologizing profusely.
"Hey Bob what's the 5 gallons of maple syrup for, eh?"
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."
"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
"Oh, I'm just having a good ol' Canadian Wedding Night."
"I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. OH GOD I'M SORRY. EH."
by MOOSEFUCKER November 22, 2014

by Nath_Light May 13, 2019

by niaaaaaaaaaaaa August 7, 2011
