Watson

Confusing as these creatures may be, Watsons are seemingly oblivious to the real world that encirlcles them. Known to frequently sleep with a guy after knowing them for as little as 4 days. Watson's main aim in life is to find a partner, any partner, and mate as quickly, and frequently as possible. Often moving from guy to guy simply to fulfil such overpowering sexual desires.
Drastic changes to livestyle and physical apperance are also common amoung such creatures. The fur of a Watson is ideally cut with a razor and should not exceed 5mm in length. However a fringe should always be present, and preferably coloured with highlights. Having such highlights earns Watsons' brownie points.
Generally referred to as "slut's", "ho-bag's" and more commonly "Watson", the name is a slang of many, many, offensive terms, combined in a last name of a particular stray Watson.
Watsons are an example of public stupidity. Not a breed in which one would feel compleled to converse with.

OMG, it's a Watson. Get out the way guys, she'll try to sleep with you!!

Jeeze. That Watson sure is a biatch. Hang on, WHO is she out with today?

by fizzbuzz January 13, 2009

Emma Watson

disgustingly beautiful actress who plays hermione granger in the harry potter movies. she's a great actress but according to the books, hermione isnt supposed to be that pretty!! she's even prettier than the girl who plays fleur!

Even though Emma Watson wants to move on to other roles, her fans will ALWAYS think of her as hermione granger.

by fsahlnn May 23, 2010

Emma Watson

An accomplished actress most famous for paying Hermione Granger in the Harry Potter movies.

She's one of few young actors to go and get an education; for her, it's at Brown University. Also really pretty.

Girl 1- Have you seen Emma Watson?
Girl 2-Yeah. Hermione from Harry Potter. She's really pretty.
Girl 1- Did you know that she goes to Brown University, an ivy league school?
Girl 2- No way! Smart and beautiful, I want to be just like her!

by IamsamasmaI October 20, 2010

Watson

Shitting ones pants at the most inopertune time.

Man I just watsoned myself.

by Steelcowboy January 22, 2009

watson

doing a mathematically problem at a rapid pace while others calculate slowly

The teacher asked us what the square root of 1681 is and i watson the answer in less then 15 seconds while it took others a ton longer.

by The one that call awesome April 26, 2010

Doc Watson

The newest member of the HYFJ coallition. Recruited by leaders and top scouts Flint Johnson and Herbert Yanocknock. A valuable ally in the fight against M.A.S.H. and Ronen, Doc has been goin CRAZYASS on them. He also has just earned a PHD(pimpin hoes degree) and is currently working on a new project to battle Ronen with. WHOA!

Stupid nutzo crazy guy # 1- Doc man u stupid.
Doc Watson- PSHHHHHHHH, idiot.
Flint Johnson and Herbert Yanocnock- YEAH!

by Flint Johnson December 1, 2003

Tom Watsoned

Sombody who rapes babys before the umbilical cord has been cut.

That baby has been Tom Watsoned

by Peter Whitewhitewhite September 9, 2010