peer washer

Someone who only washes their hands in the bathroom if there are others present in the bathroom to avoid being thought of as a non-washer.

- "That was a pretty quick run to the bathroom"
- "I didn't see the need to wash my hands, no one else was in there"
- "Does that make a difference?"
- "Of course I don't want anyone to think that I'm a non-washer"
- "So you're a peer washer, which makes you a sneaky nasty bastard, and keep your hands off of my Pez!!!"

by RomanGod August 2, 2007

BUGGY WASHERS

another name for hemmorhoids.

hey eddie? ever had your buggy washers clipped? what the fuck are buggy washers? god damn hemmorhoids!!

by Kiffertom January 2, 2012

Wheel Washer

Someone who is not that great at there job, but gets to keep their emplyment by cleaning the wheels of their boss's truck

Fred: "Man Hayden does fuck all, how does he keep his job?"
Tony: "Coz the guys a fucking wheel washer"

by Evetsmahluc August 3, 2020

Gas Wasser Scheiße

BS Energy

Gas Wasser Scheiße ist ein korrupter Saftladen.

by Cabbagewank June 28, 2021

Wasser

Word for Toilet using the German for Water.

See also: Wass

"i am just nipping to the Wasser"

by General Spoon April 16, 2008

Columbian Mouth Washer

Someone who doesnt feel the need to brush their teeth because all the jizz keeps it clean.

Wow that girl is a real Columbian Mouth Washer.

by Teddy Gioia June 24, 2008

Gully Washer

When you have to go the bathroom so badly you pee a little into your clothing to relieve some of the pressure. If you're at this stage then odds are very high you're not gonna make it to the bathroom in time.

"Dude! Did you see the back of Kayla's skirt when she rushed out?"
"Hell yeah! She must have let loose a gully washer during class."
"And did you see her after she ran into the hall? She, like, just started pissing onto the floor and it was, like, wierd!"

by Wail Halls May 16, 2006