wasping

the act of hiting someone in the balls by throwing something at them.

i took my shoe and threw it at some guys balls therefore wasping him

by girkus and lobo April 3, 2010

sac waxing

AKA the male form of a brazilian.

Although Josh secretly desired to have his sac waxed, his genitalia was better suited for a brazilian.

by the origional sac waxer May 8, 2003

hand waving

the motion of moving the hand back and forth. Used as a nonverbal sign of greeting or farewell between two people

I waved my hand at fred.

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Waxing Your Buick

Jacking off.

Jonnys mom caught him waxing his buick at the computer.

I called my friend auston last night, "hey"......"wat do u want?"... "just to say hi budddy. if i didnt kno better i would think your Waxing Your Buick"

by Mr.Socks September 13, 2009

Waxing the Franana

When a person named Wesley gets really horny he turns into a Franana and spanks the monkey for several hours on the toilet in his downstairs halfbathroom.

Me- "Hey where is Wesley?"

Mason- "He saw a hot chick at the mall and went for a Waxing the Franana session at home."

Me- "sigh"

by Crazycajun December 5, 2013

waning poetic

The opposite of waxing poetic. A sentence that starts off beautifully poetic but goes to rubbish; a poem that by the end is just, sort of, words.

Man, that speech started off so well 'til the speaker started waning poetic

by A Drop of Golden Sun July 6, 2016

Turtle Waxing

Turtle Waxing is when a male gets close to ejaculating during sexual activities, lays his partner flat on a surface (bed,table,couch....) so that the partner is facing upwards towards him while he hovers over the partner and ejaculates onto the partner's stomach which he then rubs the fluid around on the chest area giving the partner's chest a glossy turtle wax look to it.

Man 1: Dude, guess what I did to my girlfirend last night.

Man 2: What did u do to her?

Man 1: I was Turtle Waxing her all night long!

Man 2: I wish my girlfriend would let me do that.

by Gangstermac January 13, 2014