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virtual family kingdom

VFK was made from the creators of VMK, they split from Disney because Disney was not making any money so they cut them loose, so the creators of VMK made VFK to replace it to make money.
Retard: This game, virtual family kingdom sucks

Smart guy: Dude, it's a proffessional version of VMK
by SMARTEST GUY EVAH May 21, 2009
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virtual living

Giving too much time and attention to the Internet, especially the virtual world.
The teenager is hipped on virtual living; he spends hours palying his favourite avatar in the virtual world.
by uttam maharjan March 20, 2010
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virtual morning wood

the erection caused by taking a nap instead of a whole night's sleep. Instead of true morning wood, it is a phallic fallacy.
Mah: "Man, after this nice long nap, I think I'm going to have to go out back and chop this virtual morning wood."
by SuterLareau February 23, 2011
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virtual riot

virtual riot (valentin riot) is a good edm producer
-no shit
by TheTownRapist April 6, 2017
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virtualship

When you form a friendship or relationship with someone online, purely through messaging or reacting to eachother's social media but have never met in real life due to geographical distance and have never chatted over video/skype or the phone. You just enjoy messaging each other and then suddenly weeks, then months and then possibly even years pass by. As time has progressed you realise you know a lot about this person without even meeting them. Suddenly you realise you are in a 'virtualship'. Then you worry that if you ever meet them that you possibly won't get along and there is a risk that you might not even talk to eachother ever again. So you stay in the virtualship, prolong meeting up in person and live in the dream-like fantasy in your own head.
Person 1: You're not seriously still talking to that person online still?

Person 2: Yeah I totally forgot how much time has gone by. Gees. I don't know what to do about it.

Person 1: You are going to have to meet up with them eventually. Just do it already.
Person 2: But what happens if I dislike them in real life? Or they dislike me? I would rather stay in this virtualship than face the true reality.
by MMZMTS May 4, 2020
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virtualsex

It's where jellify has e sex with miss circle in virtual reality
My friend had virtualsex
by Mikulover69 March 9, 2025
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Virtual FOO

Mutual Masturbation (FOO, as in Fire One Off) using video chat
Dan and Daniella could't stand the build of sexual tension while apart so the resorted to a Virtual FOO every other day.
by Dandandandandandan July 26, 2007
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