A corporate holiday made by a dumb greeting card company where all you do is buy things that will end up rotting or being thrown out, candy that will make you fat and make you hate yourself and buy cards that are pointless when all you can do is say "Hey, I like you. Let's fuck."
Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
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