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Valentine's Day

A corporate holiday made by a dumb greeting card company where all you do is buy things that will end up rotting or being thrown out, candy that will make you fat and make you hate yourself and buy cards that are pointless when all you can do is say "Hey, I like you. Let's fuck."
Date: I want a (insert expensive Valentine's Day gift here)
Me: Get a job and buy it your fucking self.
by UnstableNerd429 February 22, 2015
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Valken

A man who insist on his own heterosexuality, but prefers prostate stimulation.
I walked in on Zack fingering his asshole again, dudes a total valken.
by Ampedman September 24, 2019
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valentina king

short wanker who likes men in utah and barcelona (and women)
valentina king flicky big batti gyal
by guddanygrapes November 29, 2021
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Valden

Valden. Where can i start ? He’s the funniest guy that you will ever meet! He has a very contagious laugh and crack jokes anytime he can. He can almost get any girl he wants!!! he is a magnet to all the girls. He’s a dynamite. He is one of the most out going person with a slight bit of narcissism but it is okay cause it’s Valden!
Hey Erin have you talked to VALDEN?
Erin: No i haven’t why should i?
Cause he’s a dynamite!!
by MachoMannnnnnnnnn June 26, 2022
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Christian Valencia

Christian Valencia is a great friend that's always there for you. He makes you laugh at stupid things. You both laugh at stupid things. He's someone you could vent to and he'll help you with all your problems. Yet he bullies you but then you also do it back. One of the bestest friends you could ever have. He's a ladies man too (; He's POPULAR even though he doesn't think he is. He's a fantastic person, probably the best you could ever meet. Go up to him once in a while, he'll make you feel great.
Christian Valencia can you help me, please?
Yes, yes I can what's wrong?
by Coolboy152 December 13, 2018
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pulling a valentina

when a person is always happy and make jokes every day
sara makes jokes and she's funny and always happy, that's pulling a Valentina
by va.le.va.ni June 27, 2018
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valentine's day

valentines day is just a way for Hallmark to make more money.
damn hallmark, inventing stupid holidays for money!
by shea December 6, 2004
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