Vanism

The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules.
1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.
2.Spend the money you save on crack and
crack whores.
3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.
4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.

All hail Ray the Van Man,Supreme Guru of Vanism.

"Dont laugh your mom might be in here."

by the tweaker February 17, 2004

Vanessa

The most amazing types of people. Always makes a best friend and never lets you down. Loves green tea and tea tree and has the most amazing lime coconut cookies :) Super pretty and loves Simba :P Shares an interest in Disney movies with Avonlee. The most amazing type of person in the world and everyone who knows a Vanessa is very lucky <3 Vanessas need to watch Tommy with Avonlees :)

Luke Skywalker: Look at that teatree smelling coconut lime cookie eating pretty girl.
Princess Laya: She must be a Vanessa

by purplezebralovingelephant June 6, 2009

vans

vans are originally for skates
classic vans are super cool=) everybody is wearing them .. skates are wearing them, emos are wearing them, preps are wearing them :O

prep: omg what are those?
person: vans
prep: omg they're like super cool

by elle sechslingloff October 14, 2006

Vanessa

Muffin
Sweet
Kind
Musician

Vanessa with blueberries

by James Pearl March 7, 2013

vagos

Hispanic street gang in the game 'Grand Theft Auto San Andreas'. They are mostly seen in the north and east parts of Los Santos.
Their color is yellow.

CJ: "Let's kill som Vagos cats!"

by Steve Raemakers February 14, 2008

Vanessa Hudgens

A talented actress who people only hate because she took nude photos of herself and is dating Zac Efron, which a lot of people admit that's why they hate her. If you overlook the horrible cheese fest that is High School Musical you will be able to see how talented she is in Bandslam, which she garnered a lot of praise for when she was in the movie for at least less than fifteen minutes. She stars in the upcoming movie Beastly, out on July 30, 2010, and SuckerPunch, out in 2011.

Uninformed person: Wow, Vanessa Hudgens is such a famewhore! She totally released those pictures the day of her premiere so she could get more attention!

Informed person: You do realize that the person who leaked the nude pictures in 2007 had another set and just leaked them today, right?

Uninformed person: Liar, liar, pants on fire!

by Udon'tknowme February 10, 2010

vans

A shoe company that started up back in the 1960's. They make skateboarding shoes that are relatively inexpensive and are generally comfortable. Originally worn exclusively by skaters, now every fucking Hollister and Abercrombie brat has the fugly checkered slip ons because they are fucking trendwhores who buy into whatever is "in". It's kinda ironic how they went from being lyk totally gangsta G dawg wearing Nikes and listening to 50 Cent to being lyk totally punk rawker and listening to Simple Plan.

Other than the fugly slip ons, Vans makes good shoes.

This what a compliment on someone's Vans should look like:

Dudeman #1: Hey dude, I like your Vans. Half Cabs?

Dudeman #2: Yeah, I bought them at Zumiez. Really comfortable shoes.


This is how the conversations usually go:

Heather: Ohh mah gawd Becky, I lurrvvv your checkered Vans!!!!!

Becky: I know, we are like so totally punk rawker!!!!

Heather: We should, like, go listen to like, Simple Plan!!!!

Becky: Yeah!!!! And after that we'll waste our parents' money on overpriced clothing at Hollister!!!!

Heather: Like oh my gawd totally!!!!

by GOD DOMMIT FRONK January 4, 2009