the ultimate human is a sex move, whereas an individual has his hands, feet, and head, inside of 5 other individual's anuses. The individual who is preforming the ultimate human must be named Timothy Jordan
John: Hey buddy how was your night?
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
Tim: Yeah i pulled a wicked casual ultimate human on my son and his friends
by SpookBones February 08, 2018
I was role playing with my wife. My role was a convicted murderer. So when I finished. I grabbed a knife and killed her.
That's what gave me the ultimate finish.
That's what gave me the ultimate finish.
by Tardotheassmonkey June 23, 2017
When you have diarrhea & are vomiting at the same time, & have to choose between sitting or kneeling at the toilet.
by facesit February 05, 2021
High schooler 1: HOLY SHIT! ZACH IMPREGNATED ANOTHER GIRL!
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.
High schooler 2: Wow that's the 15th time in the past 3 years! That guy must have ultimate sperm.
by Hadvar's pimp January 01, 2012
An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass
Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.
by hoomin982 February 20, 2019
Originally, I thought all Miis loved the Ultimate Delicacy. However, I fed it to one of them and they hated it.
by virilie September 15, 2020
by Reeray July 14, 2020