Kim Jong Uno

A North Korean Penis

"I want that Kim Jong Uno Inside me daddy"

by Benjamin that goat from elite May 30, 2018

ACTIVE UNO

When man gets out to the pub to get wankered.

Kane: what’s people up to?
Sam: My mans active unoo

by Most active man about uno April 18, 2019

Uno Dice

The dice of uno. Typically comes in a can. Usually played when an elementary school kid brings you into a corner and makes you think you’re playing a card game, but then turns around and pulls uno dice out of his ass.

Matt: So where are the cards?

Jake: No, we’re gonna play... UNO DICE!

by mattcris4n May 23, 2020

Uno reverse card

The only counter against "no u" known to mankind. With this knowledge, you have the power to destroy the world.

Me: Ur mom has multible gays of great sizes
Other person: No u
Me: *Shows an uno reverse card*
Other person: *Fucking dies*

by Hitler1889 March 8, 2018

Uno Go to Bed

When one's parent(s) enter the room while their microphone isn't muted and shout "UNO GO TO BED!"
This means that 1 person hence uno will be forcefully put to sleep.

Nadia the COD Player:Tyla "UNO GO TO BED"
Tyla:Guys I have to get off the gam---.
Me:It looks like uno had to go to bed

by Codename_Jeff April 13, 2024

double uno situation

When you need to go number 2 and attempt to be extra discreet about the predicament.

-Where has Jane gone to?
-She had to go deal with a double uno situation.
-Thats classic Jane, told her do it before we left home, she can't couldn't listen to me to fucking save herself.
She had all damn morning to do it and now we're going to be late to the wet Tshirt contest.

by Big dick André August 17, 2024

UNO

this a game of toture you can get caught cheating you can get your ass beat by your parents and get yelled at by annoying kids by the way dont bet anything on this krap or you will lose everything your mommy has bought you

SANIC SANIC SANIC SANIC SANIC SANIC YASSS QUEEN

mom:calm down kids its just a game of uno
kid 1:shut THE HELL UP MOM I TRYING TO BEAT YALL
kid 2:mommy why is everyone screaming??
mom:SHUT UP KID YOU SHOULDNT HAVE PULLED THAT SKIP NOW YOUR DUMB BROTHER IS GOING TO WIIN

inspired by the odds1out

by DEZZNETS May 20, 2022