Nicky two

A contraction of the phrase "Nicky two bags, one breakfast, no balls/train/16-25 railcard/sweets/shoes/life"; a person who has the inability to carry less than two bags when one would be more than sufficient, cannot eat a modestly sized greasy spoon breakfast and is unable to sustain life as he perpetually misses trains/train related merchandise.

"Hey Guys, Nicky two bags, one breakfast, no balls/train/16-25 railcard/sweets/shoes/life is a major douchebag for missing out on BOT"

by Johnny Nobags June 19, 2009

Gayble for Two

Term for 2 gay men having a meal together in a restaurant

"Yes Gents, I have a lovely gayble for two over there by the window"

by MBKryn May 09, 2010

two wheelin'

to hit corners so hard in your car that your only riding on two wheels for that instant

man i was so fucked up last night that i was two wheelin' around every turn in the villager

by oscar breeder March 14, 2010

The Two Genders

A joke making fun of any oversimplified and/or inaccurate categorizations of people.

Incel: I hate Chads and Stacys
person 2: "the two genders"

by ALASKATHUNDERFUCKFIVETHOUSAND April 21, 2021

Two Dudes

Homosexual

"Man, that guy is two dudes."

by kidjones November 05, 2003

Player two

When someone (almost always a male) asks you to be their “Player Two” (between 9:00pm & 3:00am at their home) instead of being just a second player on a shared game system usually eludes to “One time” sexual advances, such as making out, reciprocated oral, usually hand-jobs, (you being the said, “player two” with their “joystick/Joy-stick”) But almost never normal sex. It’s mostly common for close friends who are curious, stoned, drunk, pubescent, or sexually closeted. The event usually is kept secret between the two in the form of an inside joke or nickname pertaining to being a—
“Player Two“

“Kendrick— why do you say that Jason is your player two at Halo, he sucks at the controls and your never online?

Danny—he’s my player two because I love shooting the blasters with him...

Jason—(blushing) (pissed) SHUT UP!!!

Kendrick— (confused)

by Qazx gg 12 March 13, 2021

Press two

Press two is a battle cry in the era of the Napoleon wars. It was mainly used by the British army.

Drop the fucking flag! I said, PRESS 2 you fucking ape! PRESS TWO!!!!

by NOTLAHAVATALL October 02, 2021