twitching hour

The hour between 3:00 AM and 4:00 AM PST when Donald Trump tweets his craziest shit.

The twitching hour struck twice this week when the Donald first tweeted that Obama had wiretapped him and then later twitched it to the British actually doing it.

by Helo world champ March 21, 2017

Twitch

A slur to insult a disabled person, such as someone with Parkinson’s.

“Hey Johnny! Come look at this stupid Twitch!”

by AnonymousReporter January 7, 2021

Curtain Twitching

When tweakers are looking out the window

Darcy was so tweaked out of her mind she couldn't stop curtain twitching

by Lydia916 April 5, 2024

twitching

Active, intact, there
To be a live source

To have an active status
To generally be alive

Are you Alive and twitching?

by OnyxPanther July 29, 2021

Twitch

A derogatory term which can be used as an insult, a slur, or as a replacement for the banned words simp, virgin and incel.

Streamer: *Does something that warrants being called a simp.

Chat: "Wow that's that's such a twitch move."

"Stop being such a twicth."

"Twitch"

"Twitch"

"Twiiiitch"

"Lmao what's happening?"

"Twitch move"

"Twitch"

"STOP TWITCHING YOU TWITCH"

"Mega twitch"

"Twitch is simping over all simps by banning the word simp."

Credited to HC_Vado_

by Joe John II December 21, 2020

Knob Twitch

Word used to describe a female who makes your penis move in an extremely sexual way.

William: "Did you go to that party last night?"

Sebastian: "Yeahhh man! Did you see Beatrix? What a Knob Twitch!!!"

by BamBeatz April 15, 2009

Chronic Nuthin Twitch

When you been bustin sum guud nut for about 6 months or more and then sitting in class stroking thin air without noticing.

Horny1: *stroking as if actually masterbating, but it’s just the reflex*
Teacher: Motherfucker why the fuck ain’t you doin yo calculus homework fool! And why the fuck is yo hand moving like you stroking Casper the friendly ghosts dick!?
Horny1: Oh shiett mayne!! I didn’t even notice!! I was just focusing my mind on dat big ass booty in front of me!
Teacher: Motherfuckers be goin home bustin nut and cumin to school all retarted n shit. Now I’ve got half the class with Chronic Nuthin Twitch! How the fuck can I teach this shit!

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018