It look like a broke ass sexual chocolate. Limp wristed, long armed and able to reach the very top boxes on a shelf. Its' vehicle normally smells of rancid shrimp juice and is colored metal flake rustoleum. This creature is very canny and able to spot most scams and ploys. However, it is vulnerable to child support for non-legitimate spawn.
It normally chooses its mate (called Tron) based on visual stimuli, primarily curved, busted spines, snake skinned titties, double blown out roast beef vaginas and likes to state, "I make all my friends look like chopped liver." Basically, she does ugly like the original 1982 movie Tron did special effects.
It normally chooses its mate (called Tron) based on visual stimuli, primarily curved, busted spines, snake skinned titties, double blown out roast beef vaginas and likes to state, "I make all my friends look like chopped liver." Basically, she does ugly like the original 1982 movie Tron did special effects.
"You must prove your loyalty by fucking the Tron, you Tron Fucker."
"You live in squalor, you Tron Fucker."
"Dude, your car smells like a Tron Fuckers."
"Brodie, you are such a fucking Tron Fucker."
"You live in squalor, you Tron Fucker."
"Dude, your car smells like a Tron Fuckers."
"Brodie, you are such a fucking Tron Fucker."
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They make their fans cry because they always choke on dick in the 1st round and can never make it past a playoffs series.
Toronto maple leafs: That's the best dick I ever had give me more
Fans: STOP CHOKING ON THAT DICK AND WIN A PLAYOFFS SERIES.
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Songs:
01. Dead Throne
02. Untidaled
03. Mammoth
04. Vengeance
05. R.I.T.
06. My Questions
07. Kansas
08. Born To Lose
09. Forever Decay
10. Chicago
11. Constance
12. Pretenders
13. Hold Fast
Songs:
01. Dead Throne
02. Untidaled
03. Mammoth
04. Vengeance
05. R.I.T.
06. My Questions
07. Kansas
08. Born To Lose
09. Forever Decay
10. Chicago
11. Constance
12. Pretenders
13. Hold Fast
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"I wish I could live in Toronto."
"My city sucks, so I'll just rag on Toronto."
"I've never been to Toronto, but my mommy says it is bad."
"Toronto is the greatest."
"I'm a racist Albertan, so I don't like Toronto!"
"Oh no, Toronto makes us rednecks feel like a minority! Time to take the truck back to the farm in Alberta."
"Quebec sucks, parts of Montreal look like they are about to be demolished. Until you realize people actually live there! I wish I could leave this place and get to Toronto!"
"My city sucks, so I'll just rag on Toronto."
"I've never been to Toronto, but my mommy says it is bad."
"Toronto is the greatest."
"I'm a racist Albertan, so I don't like Toronto!"
"Oh no, Toronto makes us rednecks feel like a minority! Time to take the truck back to the farm in Alberta."
"Quebec sucks, parts of Montreal look like they are about to be demolished. Until you realize people actually live there! I wish I could leave this place and get to Toronto!"
by Frank Malvochich July 1, 2007
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