turning japenese

When at the end of cronic masturbation, you start too look japenese. My friend who is chinese said that this is what it means, i don't know.

Dude when i was in science class i masturbated so hard that i was turning japenese.

by ukrainekid December 27, 2008

turning my swag on

biting the lower lip with some unstable knee sways. . . and almost falling over

Turning my swag on: I jizz right in my pants everytime your next to me, and when were holding hands its like having sex with me...

When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of Sixth Sense.. and I jizzed in my pants

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

by the one and only Malibu March 25, 2009

turbinitis

arose due to the need for a word describing the horrible pain people who wear turbins suffer from where the turbin is to tight or and only on rare occasions, where the pins that are used get stuck in the head

last night my wife started to put my turbin on whilst watching her favourite soap and stuck five pins in my head and now i have turbinitis

by [Simon] October 22, 2004

Tubing

Sexual act in which a man ejaculates into a garden hose or similar object, and then is sucked out of the hose by another individual.

Sally was quite turned on by the idea of tubing with her boyfriend.

by Savka Mladenovich May 2, 2004

tursing

to curse while typing a combination of the two words type + cursing

I was so angry about my boss I was tursing to June in an e-mail about it...

by la tina January 5, 2008

Turning Into A Tree

When you're playing a game and there's some glitch that makes you die twice on the same life (ie. You get shot and fall off a cliff, two people shoot you at the exact same time).

Phil: Ha! Clyde, I shot you!
George: No, I shot him!
Clyde: I'm turning into a tree here!

by MpegEVIL June 14, 2011

tubbing

A method of female masturbation in which sexual pleasure and/or an orgasm is achieved by a woman who repetitively glides her clitoris over the (often lubricated with warm water) top surface of a modern-style bathtub's apron (outside portion of bathtub that can be mounted jockey-style)

The telephone's constant ringing interrupted the intimacy of the tubbing session the woman was enjoying on the edge of her bathtub.

by Hawaii Girl 808 July 31, 2016