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tranny tunnel

A tranny tunnel is what you get when a man, in pursuit of becoming a woman, splits his penis like a banana peel and folds it inside out into a wound that constantly tries to close itself.

Alternatively, it is the path for a transmission to be routed.
Tom needs to hit up the dilatation station for maintenance on his tranny tunnel.
by RichtersAwful December 4, 2018
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tunnel vision

1. What Mr. Happy has (i.e., his "vision" is always focusing on just one thing --- specifically, a gal's "love-tunnel").
2. What the vengeful and intently-gazing-straight-ahead Biff Tannen was experiencing while trying to run down Marty McFly in the underground causeway, and therefore he never noticed Old Man Jones' fertilizer-truck in time to avoid colliding with it --- yet again --- and consequently having himself and his car covered with the truck's messy contents ("MANURE!! I hate MANURE!") a second time, mere hours after having gotten said beloved jalopy back from Terry's garage which had cleaned it out from its previous encounter with said poop-hauler.
I always slow down a bit and drive extra-carefully through mountain-tubes and other underground traffic-passes, since it's notoriously easy to unwittingly get "tunnel vision" when traversing said claustrophobic motoring-routes.
by QuacksO April 7, 2020
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tunnel of shove

a deep, dark, moist tunnel for shoving any cylindrical object into repeatedly
Man, i sure would like to take a ride in her tunnel of shove!!
by Supermarine September 30, 2012
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Bum Tunnel

The term used when two people of any sex create a tunnel by pressing their bare bum cheeks together, usually for the purpose of a third male party to insert their penis for sexual pleasure.
“Ryan rang at lunchtime to invite Mike and i round tonight for a bum tunnel and a curry

George “Would you like my wife and I to bum tunnel you?

Me “no”
by Leviathan Porkchop June 25, 2021
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food tunnel

Describes oneself or another person as a means of indiscriminate food passage, and usually for large amounts of it. Not complimentary.
Judith, you're a food tunnel. I've cooked all day and you come in here stinking of McDonald's.
by ideefixe January 5, 2013
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tunnel chasing

Man every time we go out you're always tunnel chasing.
by BinaryStarz June 14, 2019
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tunnel dusting

When a male has sex with a female who has no had sexual intercourse in a while.
Nick: “Hey man, where were you?”

Eddie: “I was just tunnel dusting Jami.”
by Xavier Dungleberrey October 1, 2018
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