mr trout

a bald geezer who enjoys setting fucking assessment tasks that no one is bothered to finish. he's a pretty good artist tbh tho

'mr trout always has his nipples pointing out of his 3-sizes-too-small shirts'

by mr trouts pointy tits October 18, 2020

trout sandwich

A sexual encounter with two elderly ladies.

Timmy mowed the lawn at the old folks home and was rewarded with a trout sandwich.

by Bombay corndogger July 4, 2017

bitchslap the trout

A term used when a lesbian couple are having sex and one of them slaps the others vagina with extreme force.

It is also an insult to people as a mixture of 'Go fuck yourself.' or 'You done fucked up.' A termed first said by a youtuber named Rob Dyke.

Lesbian 1: "What are you going to do to me?"
Lesbian 2: "I'm going to Bitchslap the trout."

Man 1: "How dare you imply that I'm not a pokemon fan? Bitchslap the trout."
Man 2: "Holy shit my bad."

by Enderpickaxeman August 11, 2016

furry trout

Furry Trout defined as a species of trout that is furry to the touch and smells like three week old pussy juice cocktail.

Yo from a distance that pussy looked like a keeper! Untill I got close to see the goods then I know ihad a furry trout to release!

by Yo Digity Dank September 15, 2013

Extreme trouting

a person committing the act of a major fail

Tom slipped on the ice, broke his new shoes, ripped his pants and was late for work, thus committing Extreme trouting.

by kingofdeadspace December 6, 2011

trick or trout

What Robin Williams once told Johnny Carson he used to go out doing on Halloween because he was a sheltered only child who thought that was what you were supposed to say.

Yes, it’s true, I would say ‘trick or trout’ when they opened the door and so they’d say, “here comes that Williams boy,” and they’d toss me a fish!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2023

Trouser Trout

A penis..a dick..a cock.

It's girls night out..the ladies & I are going fishing for trouser trout. Strictly "catch&release" NO KEEPERS! 🤣

by ItsMe78 August 3, 2023