tearballs

noun- Tear drops

Kim and Maura made me so sad I cried tearballs.

by Lillian Carmichael December 14, 2009

tearhead

psychotic

He's like tearhead kind of badass

by warfblue October 11, 2010

teary wank

As the name implies, having a little cry while self-pleasuring.

He was sad and alone so he had a teary wank.

by sadselfpleasure June 14, 2011

tear job

When bitches cry on my weiner!

Kelci was crying after we beat her at volleyball, so i made her give me a tear job.

by darkwizardnamedwugga June 19, 2011

tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear

A phrase meaning really powerful and fast, especially relating to old muscle cars, and only used by white dudes from Florida.

Don't let the rust fool you, that ol' El Camino 'll tear the asshole out of a grizzly bear.

by ka-chan April 12, 2012

Tearjerkation

Verb from: tearjerkate. To masturbate ferociously using your tears as lubricant.

In a sentence: "Patrick tearjerkated for 2 weeks straight after that girl Susan stood him up at Prom" "Tearjerkation is the only way Patrick can get off now"

by Matcaker November 14, 2014

Tear-jerking

The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.

Person 1: Where is Maggie?
Person 2: She said she needed a good cry. She's probably tear-jerking.

by MissLadySky June 20, 2016