tunnel traffic

When two male friends fight over one female. Ending in the end of a friendship i.e. an accident.

1: Hey man, you and Flynn used to be thick as thieves. What happened to you two?
2: Oh you know, tunnel traffic

by circle_of_distrust September 12, 2013

Knittin' Up Traffic

Weaving through traffic; not cutting cars off so much as dodging them on your way through at a slightly higher rate of speed.

Damn, dude, you should've seen this close call. I was knittin' up traffic this morning, ridin' out on the slab, and a lady came driving out of nowhere, cutting me off with no brake lights. I almost hit her!

by NevynTheNomad July 22, 2011

police induced traffic jam

when a police drive slow, and no one will pass him fro fear of getting a ticket.

man, i got to work late because of a police induced traffic jam on the highway. he would not go over 60

by mega8 August 27, 2011

Walking Into Heavy Traffic

Strolling into a bar over-populated by unattractive, overweight women.

"Dude, I went to Wildhorse looking to score and found myself walking into heavy traffic."

by Snazzy2056 June 6, 2013

one-car traffic jam

(noun) a vehicle which you are behind is being driven in such a manner that would make you think you are in a traffic jam but for which there is no other cars in front of it; a car being driven unnecessarily or deliberately slow to piss off people and create a traffic jam; a potential road rage victim; driving so slow as to delay everyone behind the vehicle but also ironically delaying the driver of said slow vehicle.

Not always but often on a city street where passing is neither possible or legal, and on highways or freeways during peak periods, occupying lanes in such a manner as to create congestion.

Steve: "Is traffic really bad on this street for some reason?"
Mike: "No, you're behind a one-car traffic jam."

Marco: "Is there an accident ahead? Why is this guy in the Honda driving so slow in the passing lane?"
Eric: "No accidents that I can see. That guy is a one-car traffic jam."

by ShoulderCheck2005 March 11, 2014

post-work traffic-jam slap

Jerking off in your car while stuck in a traffic-jam on your way to work.

theres is so much traffic on the I-15. I think I might actually have enough time for a post-work traffic-jam slap.

by Crashy873 October 4, 2016

cross town traffic

Not to be confused with the Jimi Hendrix song, cross town traffic, is a deed of love making/ coprophelia/ scat fetish/ poop love in which to lovers/fuckers both drop trough and poop into each others buttholes simultaneously. This act, in its purest form, is physically impossible, however, in theory it can one of the most beautiful acts of love making that ever existed.

HEY! BRO! me and that girl last night was KARAZEE we fucking partook in cross town traffic all night all over the frat house.

SISTA, SISTA, SISTA, I nabbed me some hawt white boy dick last night and we scatted, tossed each others salads and even did this crazy ass white boy thing called cross town traffic. To say the least I was thorougly satisfied.

by ian September 26, 2007