Tops

Maximum.

Friend 1: How long do you think these bananas will be good for? They feel a little mushy.

Friend 2: Ten days, tops.

by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022

Topsider

A Pretentious human known to have never struggled due to family wealth. Someone who is resistant to change, and lacks true empathy. Social climber more worried about looking progressive than being progressive.

“I thought Karen was a friend, but she’s just another topsider.”

“I had to leave the party. It was full of topsiders.”

by Cassadamius July 10, 2022

Tops

Typically used in Ireland, more specifically the lower class areas of the Dublin region meant very good, or the best

That green is tops bro

by Donabate on top August 7, 2022

Toptunov

When someone is doing a Toptunov they're doing what they're told to do with a Person that is currently doing the Akimov. It's basically the Akimovs Partner

"I'm gonna join Aleksandr, who is doing the Akimov, and do the Toptunov"

by DuckOfWar3.6 August 22, 2022

Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy

An act of self-love wherein a fertile male places an upside down wastepaper basket over his erect penis and proceeds to release his emissions (ejaculate) into it

Jacob's big into the Topsy Turvy Spermy Wormy. What a freak

by shartacus October 7, 2022

Topshot

To get head while doing a shot of meth

Hey, can you help me out with a topshot

by Datopshot January 18, 2023

TopBuns

referred to a Polish Male who is arguably known as “The Man Who Cried Zaza”. he performs very violent and degeneracy activities. be careful of this man if you see him. Call 999 if he looks back.

TopBuns didn’t get his Zaza. He’s angry.

by cocknab March 18, 2023