topol

A mad whack kid who has a mom with hematochezia, and a dad who 's 85 years old.

"Damn yo, that kid is such a topol!"

by JingBells83 June 13, 2008

topside

A personality trait that demonstrates strong decision-making skills or control, characteristic of homosexual males who prefer to be on top. Often valued by men who want to relax and not make choices (see, e.g. bottomy).

Where do you want to eat tonight?" "I'm not feeling like making decisions tonight. Just show me your topside and pick.

by @J_Cyrious July 13, 2011

Tops in tokes

Top notch AAA weed true reefer madness, like
heroin in a joint except you don’t barf.

Tops in tokes, true reefer madness, like
heroin in a joint except you don’t barf.

by grahajas December 28, 2005

toponce

1) Random ass fucker who enjoys getting hurt for the strangest reasons. Toponce will usually let people pelt them with hard objects and jump from high places to get hurt.
2) Cool guy who can be funny and is good for giving his girl what they want

1) That guy is such a toponce.
2) That girl is lucky she got a toponce!

by sinserpent January 19, 2009

topolgraphy

the study of the surface of a girl's bangin, sexy bod.

i can't wait till sarah can help me with my topolgraphy homework, so i can study her body.

by pseudonymouslyyours September 28, 2009

Dirty Topo

When you are making out with a girl, you give her a donkey punch and just after that you give her a pearl necklace combined with a cleveland steamer.
A nice touch would be giving her a Dirty Ruiz instead of a pearl necklace.

Man, I heard Carlos gave that little girl a Dirty Topo and now he's came out of the closet because he couldn't stand being with a woman and cumming in her.

by Primo_mau October 12, 2008

topoo

The art of being able to crank one off whilst taking a poo

Topoo - Being able to ejaculate whilst curling one down

by Paul Tried August 12, 2007