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Muffin Topping

(Verb) The act of locating an obese person whose stomach fat protrudes at least 4" below the waistline, pulling their shirt above their head so as to immobilize them, then proceeding to pummel them with an open bag filled with a mix of sugar, cinnamon, and flour so as to generously it to the flop sweat under and around the many folds on their body.
Dude! We saw that jerk from the party last weekend and gave him a good muffin topping at the concert last night!
by Julius Thuggington September 25, 2010
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Topend

During or after sexual intercourse, while your "partner" is in the cowgirl/reverse cowgirl position you unceremoniously back hand them to the bedroom floor or parking lot, depending on where the coitus is occuring.

Second definition:
While having sex in a plane or on top of a high cliff vigorous thrusting causes your partner to go ass over tea kettle.
Topended:
Becca was glad she had gone for the gold health plan at work. Getting "topended" into a moped will surely require stitches'.

Topending:
Marsha was only a flight attendant and wasn't suppose to jump with the other skydivers. However, "topending" is what she received from a randy instructor. Thankfully her fall to earth was short and filled with orgasms.

Topend:
Not being one to consider the needs of others, Bob would often "topend" his partner as soon as he busted a nut.
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topper

A topper is the final act of pleasure when administering a hand job. It involves striking the tip of the penis with the palm of the hand, just before climax. A topper usually requires great force, and may be accompanied by a loud, "Booyah!" or "Jingle Jangle." Variations on the topper include slicing or circular motions.
"Baby, can I get a topper with that HJ?"
by Urjustshy December 9, 2008
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TOPPING

one who is a male that is well blessed in the no no area
Wow that guy is TOPPING.
by Ashley Pattillo January 1, 2008
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Toppin

someone who is bluffing or faking something.
You toppin you dont have a dog
by $R$ December 9, 2008
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Topper

A poster on www.canuckscentral.com who likes to insert his penis in his partner's anus during homosexual intercourse ....
Topper likes to stick his penis in Strangelove's anus ...
by grandmasterbatord May 3, 2008
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topping up

To have sex with someone.
Damn hommie, when we were topping up last night, I busted 5 times, in a half hour.
by Ta'Lesha March 15, 2007
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