Noun. The last toke you take before you stop smoking weed because you are as high as you want to be.
"No thanks man, that last one was my topper."
"No dude, I topped out already."
"I had to pick up the phone just as I was exhaling my topper! I hate talking to people when I'm high; it was like, "I know I'm talking too much, but I don't know what I can leave out of what I'm saying!"
"No dude, I topped out already."
"I had to pick up the phone just as I was exhaling my topper! I hate talking to people when I'm high; it was like, "I know I'm talking too much, but I don't know what I can leave out of what I'm saying!"
by Thomas Shane January 8, 2010
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Get the topper mug.Abbreviation of Topshop.
Girl: Did you go into Toppers the other day babe?
Another girl: Yeah, I bought those shorts I was telling you about.
Another girl: Yeah, I bought those shorts I was telling you about.
by nicola95 May 24, 2011
Get the Toppers mug.A female who specifically is skilled at most and/or all sexual positions in which she is on top of her significant other.
My girlgriend gives great head, but i wish she was a topper.
I love to hit it from the back, but that's a lot of work, that is why sometimes I prefer a topper.
I love to hit it from the back, but that's a lot of work, that is why sometimes I prefer a topper.
by Neon Deon February 23, 2014
Get the Topper mug.A shit that is so monster-like in size, that in the mist of dropping it, it never freakin drops out your ass. In this situation you may find yourself desperately batting away at it with some toilet paper, or wiggling, bouncing, kicking, or jumping around to dispose of such a formidable foe.
This also refers to the person that has to endure such a ridiculously large, endless, serpent-like shit.
This also refers to the person that has to endure such a ridiculously large, endless, serpent-like shit.
by Kay-Cee February 18, 2008
Get the The Trooper mug.by gbergman April 20, 2005
Get the STARFISH TROOPER mug.A person who thinks they have more power over you or are in a higher position of authority.
Also a person who thinks they're better than you.
Also a person who thinks they're better than you.
Joe: I just got this big screen TV with surround sound. It's like 2x the size of your TV.
Bob: Ugh, you're a total trooper.
Bob: Ugh, you're a total trooper.
by ladyz! June 12, 2009
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