cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Let them tools talk

To pull out a gun and shoot at someone. Or, you could say "im fienna make them tools talk", and refers to going to shoot to kill, or shoot.

"I dont fight, i just let them tools talk"
"why would you want to do that when you can make the tools talk"

by RBRP September 6, 2018

Tooner

A penis

That's a mighty fine tooner you have there sir.

by Greselda1234 October 15, 2010

Toon

Synthetic Marijuana, K2,

"He smoked some toon and got stupid"

by K.C. the Killer Clown October 31, 2019

Tonsil varnish

Pretty much a slang term for Alcohol. It generally refers to beer and the consumption of it,

After the match all of the blokes went back to the rooms for dinner and a chat which were Accompanied by a Tonsil varnish or two

by GeoffyGee December 9, 2008

Tonsorial

Of a barber

Relating to a barber or barbering, the shearing shaving styling or cutting of hair, usually at a barber shop.

Of Latin-European roots used to describe a barber; tonsorius or tonsor.
Tondeuse, the french word for lawn-mower comes from the same roots; Tondere, to shear.

"John went to the tonsorial shop the other day to get a haircut."

"Hey, nice tonsorial."

by Shnookems December 13, 2008

Tonsil Hug

Suburban slang for a blowjob

Come over here and give me a tonsil hug baby.

by DemonSkye December 9, 2008