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Tommy Tank

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas
Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual
by Bennett October 20, 2014
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by pork sword151514 April 17, 2009
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Sticky Tommy

The act of cuming in someones ear while they are asleep.
Bucky: Hey Ashton I just gave plumms a sticky Tommy!

Ashton: really? That's gross
by BuckyFarris April 3, 2010
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Tommy Dreamer

Tommy Dreamer born February 14,1971 in Yonkers,New York is an American professional wrestler,best known for his his run in Extreme Championship Wrestling,where he spent most of his career.Engaged in a feud with Raven that lasted years,in which he never pinned Raven untill their last match.
His ring moniker is "The Innovator Of Violence"
by Dreamboy735 August 22, 2006
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Tommy Lee

The act of waking up with morning wood and using your stiffy to drum on the back of your sleeping partner, letting them know that you are ready for a good time.
Steve woke up with a stranger and Tommy Lee'd her to wake up for some action. She got weirded out and they never spoke again
by Honch5 September 22, 2010
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by matthewmatthew123 January 23, 2008
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Tommy the Cat

The most badass artist in the world, none other than Tom Waits. Started off as a late night piano crooner, went into jazzy beatnik style for awhile, then turned into a whacked out experimentalist in the 80s. Known as Tommy the Cat because of his hobo-like style and his guest vocal appearance on the Primus song "Tommy the Cat".
Tommy the Cat has got a helluva scratchy voice.
by JohnnyT October 7, 2004
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