Shit toad

A small amphibious creature that makes a sound like a fart when stepped on.

Bloody Hell, someones stepped on a shit toad.

by Turryal June 27, 2017

shield toad

A turtle or tortoise.

Oh man. I really want a pet shield toad.
That's a bloody shield toad.

by alpacadreamer February 26, 2019

Guard Toad

An unattractive friend accompanies an attractive friend on a night out. The purpose of this arrangement is to prevent the attractive friend from making poor decisions regarding suitors. The guard toad is by definition, the target of the wingman.

Hey girl, I'd really like to hook up with Jarvis but I can't get by his guard toad Darren.

by Jockeygrrl March 27, 2022

Strangling a toad

Taking a wet shit.

What are you doing in there?! It sounds like you're strangling a toad!

Hey hurry up in there! It stinks out here! What are you doin'? Strangling the toad?!

D: What's that noise?
J: It's Os.
S: It sounds like he's strangling a toad.

by Tall White Glasses Man. May 16, 2009

Cap'n Toad

"Cap'n Toad" is the best family friendly game character in Scratch and won the "unoriginal to funniest" award by "@LTW64"

Cap'n Toad is a copyright free character and is backed up by "@zachyboimaker" on Scratch.

by LTW64writes April 30, 2022

drain the toad

To take a whiz. To take a leak. To bleed the lizard. To see a man about a horse.

Common at least since early 1950s.

Pull over here, Ma, I gotta drain my toad.

by Joao Bufamarillo May 15, 2005

Clunge Toad

Noun. (colloquial) : An aborted foetus or miscarriage.

1) "She's just laid an absolute clunge toad."

2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"

by Doktor Charles Lunge (PhD) April 5, 2009