peg-leggin-it

the act of jacking off through a penis sized hole in your hoddie or sweatshirt
ross was horny so at lunch peg legged it into his queso.
by brett February 11, 2004
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Tent pegged

get absolutely wasted, hammered into the ground like a tent peg.
by william scotney March 31, 2010
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Ek Peg Whore

Someone who comes over to your house just to get at your liquor.
by Almond666 May 27, 2009
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Square Peg Syndrome

A case of extreme persistance and/or stubbornness in trying to force something that just won't fit, esp. physically but also metaphorically. Often caused by a desire for efficiancy that ends up counterproductively wasting time and ending with a precarious outcome or damage if left unchecked.
There was simply no room left in the cabinet, but Joel and his Square Peg Syndrome kept trying to stuff that Pop-Tarts box in there.
by Zaenos July 20, 2006
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National pegging day

National pegging days when you peg your boyfriend
Sam it's National pegging day I'll go get the strap
by Alex8642367 October 15, 2020
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Seldom Peg-Bis

A penguin biscuit that actually has a good joke.
Charlie: "Hey man, can i read your penguin wrapper joke?"
Eithel: "Why bother, the jokes on it are so bad"
Charlie:" You never know you might have a seldom Peg-Bis"

*Looks at wrapper*

Q. What do penguins sing to each other on their birthdays ?

A. Freeze a jolly good fellow

Charlie: "No not this time."
by GearGrinder August 19, 2009
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Peg-Leg Burnout

When someone driving a car attempts to spin the drive wheels, creating smoke and tire marks (a.k.a. "burnout") but their car has an open differential, so only one wheel spins and the other wheel does nothing.
Bro 1 Did you see Jimmy's peg-leg burnout yesterday?
Bro 2 No but he did it when we were leaving Arby's last week, I bet his right rear tire has no tread left on it.
Bro 1 I tried to tell him he needs an LSD but he said he doesn't do drugs.
Bro 2 What a tool.
by ThirdPedalNirvana March 22, 2018
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