Chris

A fucking weird ass simp who tries to impress girls by luring them but inevitably getting dubbed

Chris: Baby check your email! I wanted to apologize...
*knock on door*
Police: NYPD we got a warrant to check your home for simp activity! Open up!
Chris: Oh no! Baby I’ll protect you.
Ashley: Yes officer over here! Please come quickly!

by Hunter69420 April 16, 2020

Chris

Chris is a stupid dickhead who stinks at Fifa and rages all the time . He is super toxic and probably has Autism . Usually from Sheffield and eats coco pops with a fork

Ah bro don’t be a chris

by Jon has a massive dong April 17, 2020

Chris

This name means ‘Small Dick’ in cursive.

“You know Chris?”
Yeah, me and small dick are friends”

by Chris tinsley March 23, 2020

Chris

Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.

I got a present- it must be Chris.

by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020

Chris

An idiot who waters trees

“Chris hemsworth is such an idiot”
“Why?”
“He waters the trees”

by Rocket hero spiral gaze June 3, 2020

Chris

Type of person who is really funny and sometimes shits in the shower.

“Do you know Chris”
“Showershitter Chris”

by Fattyjuicypussy June 17, 2020

Chris

Chris is a mega simp

You see that dude Chris, yeah he's a huge simp

by Samuel Playz June 25, 2020