How many kids?

What the prison guard asks when you first walk into a new prison, in relation to a lot of charges.

Gaurd: How many kids?
Me: 72, if you include my cousin. Each.
Gaurd: EACH?
...
Gaurd: EACH!?

by CasterMonk June 25, 2021

many sides

A term uttered when you wish to avoid the rightful condemnation of a group of people with with you are a member.

KKK member: the cross burning that occurred yesterday outside the black household was the result of the actions of many sides, many sides.

by sharkster August 16, 2017

Not All But Too Many

A term for when you're talking in general about a group of people to make sure you don't come off as a bigot

Not all but too many white people are racist and culturally insensitive

by EmJayee November 8, 2018

Deck of many things

1. A deck of enchanted cards from the roleplaying game Dungeons and Dragons. Most decks (75%) contain 13 cards, but a full deck consists of 22. The deck contains bad cards (Skull, The Void, Talons) as well as good cards (Gem, Vizier, Fates). Also known as: Campaign breaker
2. The way D&D players sate their gambling addiction.

DM: Okay, in the room you see-
Player: I draw two cards from my deck of many things
DM: Ffs, Keith!

by F-ingNat1 March 30, 2023

Mani

Mani is the baddest bitch ever, she’s very pretty and hot, everyone has a crush on her and wants to be with her

I love mani💘

by idkkkbuther March 30, 2023

How many chromosomes do you have?

A response given to someone who says someone who says something extremely stupid or contemptible.
It is often responded with a failed comeback of “more than you” which means the the person who made the comeback roasted their self because having more chromosomes makes you disabled

Person 1: Omg Adele is so hot
Person 2: How many chromosomes do you have?
Person 1: More than you!

by Noonecaresforyou February 21, 2023

How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?

Infinite.

Mr. Smith: Hey Devan! How long could you last in a fight against infinite kindergartens?
Devan: if Luke is with me, eternally.
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Mr Smith: How many kindergarteners could Luke take in a fight?
Devan: Infinite.

by Omnipotens Deus January 9, 2024