Cream of Windmill

As the man is about to ejaculate, he swings his penis around in a circular, windmill-like motion by thrusting his hips. This will throw the semen around the place of intercourse.

Ex: See Def. of 'Cream of Windmill'

by The Sexual Visionary February 12, 2011

Fudge Cream

When one is whacking off, and said individual ejaculates so hard that he then shits himself. Thus creating a fudge cream.

Asian donkey shows where the donkey pukes into an Asian transvestite's mouth makes me fudge cream.

by Rolladoedoe April 04, 2010

Cream snake

Where two men jerk off together, the first man cums and the other man uses the firsts cum as a lubricant

Jake and I cream snaked last night

by Jkjkjajsdks May 08, 2021

Creaming the salad

1) Pouring mayonnaise onto your salad
2) Pouring 'Mayonnaise' onto your wife

1* He could never start eating his greens until he had creamed the salad
2* He ravaged me every night, each time the new day broke I looked forward to him creaming the salad

by LordChicken88 January 12, 2015

Nose-Creamed

(v). When someone walks up and smashes your icecream cone in your nose.

Hey did you see that chick just get Nose-Creamed? Yeah man that was hillarious.

by OhWhat? July 10, 2010

Cream Of Camborne

The ultimate being that lives within Camborne town, Cornwall. The sort of person that wears a wolf fleece or takes 300mg of acid at town square. Often seen perusing local charity shops or deol wines.

Look over there! It's the "Cream Of Camborne!"

by DirtyGurt June 04, 2020

Victory Cream

The semen produced when a man loses his virginity.

Hey, did you hear that Matthew gave Nicole his victory cream last Friday?

by The Uncreamable May 06, 2019