Tick Pic

After a hike, you discover a Tick on your Dick. Worried.... you then take a pic to send to your doctor. Thus a "Tick Pic."

Craig discovered a tick on his dick... He sent a Tick Pic to his Doc.

by November 25, 2020

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happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid

Happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid is an expression used to express how happy one is in an exaggerated way. The saying can be used after hearing of good news or of a good event.

“Well I’ll be happier than a tick on a hemorrhoid!”

by Cyndaquil_25 August 02, 2023

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tick dick

To have a dick so small that an elephant can't feel it.

I can't feel you, like a elephant, getting fucked with a tick dick.

-Lil Wayne

by Songdefiner November 30, 2016

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Tick it off horn

When your mate is severely behind on work and needs a boost that their human centipede techno shit goblin pre workout couldn't quite give them.

Reece: Oh bro im gonna go out to the pokies now and try score meself a beezie.
Ben: Ah bro fuck. Bro I'd love to join ya but i'm leagues behind on me essay. This is a true pain in the bollocks
Reece: Tick it off horn
Ben: Oh fuck yeah bro

by Bribeguy June 08, 2022

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