dry ski

Getting a hand job with no lube.

Yo, Hanna gave me a dry ski at the mall.

by Super ginger79 January 9, 2014

Jet-skiing

When a gurl holds your thighs like handlebars and rests your balls on her nose rassberrying your taint making you cum!!!

That bitch was jet-skiing me so hard I came like the fountain of youth all over her forehead😝

by Kevin Reiterer December 4, 2017

Ski Seat

Middle seat with the hands in the skiing position ready to jerk off two men.
Specifically in the back seat of a full vehicle if he doesn't call shotgun or window seats.

Jonathon gets ski seat because he didn't call shotgun or window seats!

by SaBooty_247 October 1, 2018

Jet Ski

While going to the toilet, side backwards facing the cistern. When completed, flush the chain and vroom, this gives the impression of being in the mediterranean on a jet ski.

That toilet is not new anymore, i just jet skied the life out of it!

by bertman75 September 29, 2010

Skied Up

Under the influence of cocaine; also called "skied out"

Freddy ran up in the liquor store, all Skied Up, and the gooks mushed up his dome piece.

by Eapert McDangles June 20, 2006

ski ski bang bang

sex. in the back of a lovebus, barn, with a vacuum cleaner, etc.

Fanta and Kunta ski ski bang bang in the back of the barn.

by Mesa =D June 4, 2008

Jet ski

While sitting in a bathtub or shower filled with 2-3 inches of water, let rip a huge fart and you create a. Jet Ski. If your fart is big enough you can create a rooster tail.

While taking a bath, Pearl busted gross wind and felt the RPM of the Jet Ski

by Dingledangler December 15, 2007